The best brother a girl could ask for.
For the birthday this year I received a letter from my brother:
On this day 23 years ago, there was a knock at the front door. I went running downstairs to see what it was. Boy was I surprised when I saw that Santa had answered my wishes and delivered me a baby brother. I was even kind of okay with it when mom told me that the little baby was actually a girl and that Santa had not brought it, but gypsies. I am grateful for you and you being cool.
This made me laugh so hard because he always tried to tell me we weren’t related. Over the years we have grown to be the best of friends.